I received some very sad news today. Mashpee lost a good one and I can't imagine that shock and what his family is going through. In memory, I bring you the best of the best Jimbo quotes. (Yes we used to keep a quote book at work!) I will always remember your humor and the joy you brought to that ugly, old FitPlan in the basement. And who could forget the day he told me I should put myself on eBay to find a date? Everyone watch MSNBC tonight in Jim’s honor.
“Do you know how much time and exercise it takes to lose weight? It’s impossible!”
[When I was working out in a tank top...]
“We need to get you a sweater. This is a no guns facility. You can’t bear arms here.”
“I gotta go chase my wife around the house. She’s on crutches. She never wins.”
“Here’s what we are gonna do. We’re gonna start by finding you a seat at the bar…”
“You are destined to be an Old Maid.”
"Be careful. He's straight out of Bridgewater Correctional..."
[On my love for Family Feud…]
“Let me tell you, even preseason baseball is more beneficial to you than Family Feud.”
“We need to get you a dictionary. Stop watching Family Feud and start studying the dictionary.”
“Work ethic is dead.”
[While holding up a gym towel with a hole in it…]
“Just like the Ritz!”
[Talking about high school…]
“We had hieroglyphics in the morning at about 9:30 AM…”
Jen: You rock Jimbo!
Jim: Well, I’m going to roll for a bit then I’m going to get out of here.
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